Who IS this “Cat O’ Nine Tales”?

Welcome to my blog! I’m not just a crazy cat lady, but a person of many interests and, as always, the lover of a good story (as I hope my title implies)! As time goes by and I continue to post, you will learn more about me (my friends from the chat room probably know too much about me already, but that is a Tale for another day).

While yes, my friends, it is a free Internet out there (except for the $500+ for the computer, the $19.95/month for the internet connection, the ungodly monthly sacrifices to the electric company…well, you get the idea), please keep in mind that this is MY little corner of cyberspace–MINE! Therefore, I make the rules. I am the Princepa, the Imperatrix, and the Basilea. Alea jacta est.

Still my rules are those any one who lives in what pretends to be a civilized society should already know well:

  1. KEEP IT CLEAN! This is paramount. You may disagree with me until Armageddon, and I will welcome an erudite verbal sparring, but PLEASE use the modicum of intelligence and good sense it takes to refrain from using vulgarities! Yes, I will use a few PG-13 words from time to time, but using the F-word is the quickest way to get banned from here that exists. I won’t abide it or tolerate it. If you want to show off the latest vulgarity you learned, go somewhere else.
  2. DON’T FLAME THE POSTERS! By all means, if you disagree with a poster, express your disagreement, just do it in a civilized manner. Keep in mind Ambrose Bierce’s definition of diplomacy: “…telling someone to ‘go to Hell’ in such a manner that he actually looks forward to the trip.” I appreciate quality of words over quantity. (My chat room friends are ROFL at this point!)
  3. THE GOLDEN RULE ROCKS! In case you are not familiar with Matthew 7:12, let me sum it up for you: “Treat others the way you want to be treated.” I’m just doing the drill sergeant bit here while I’m setting up my house rules. This is my house and my rules. In your house, I will respect and obey your rules. I promise.

I think that pretty much sets the ground rules. Now let’s have some fun!


4 Responses to “Who IS this “Cat O’ Nine Tales”?”

  1. 1 Instinct March 3, 2008 at 2:02 pm

    Right, got it. So no one mention Futons because for some reason that will send her right over the top and get you kicked out of here.

    I can understand though. Have you ever slept on one of those things? Like sleeping on a bag full of potatoes.

    So, no Futons, whatever you do… got it 😀

  2. 2 gatakitty March 3, 2008 at 10:48 pm

    Never mind Furbies, frou-frou shops, or Florida Philistines (“Gators” to those of you unfortunate enough to be fans of the silly swamp lizards from Gainesville).

    Just wait until football season, I’ll deal with y’all then. With any luck, by then I will have found my copy of Coach Dan Magill’s pregame prayer before the 1980 Georgia-Florida game.

  3. 3 Jennifer March 4, 2008 at 8:01 am

    Hey-she has an issue with flowers and it’s personal. This is her space and she gets to make the rules.

  4. 4 gatakitty March 4, 2008 at 8:14 am

    ROFL 😀

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